Transition 2 Win

BADITUDE presents the OFFICIAL Olympic Games Opening Ceremony theme song!

We honor the brave men who became women in order to DOMINATE in sporting competitions, set amazing new world records, and prove once and for all that DUDES RULE and front hole bitches are no match for the raw power of the patrilineal Y Chromosome.

GO GET ‘EM, GUYS! Bring home the gold!

(Looks like it’s GAME OVER, ladies! You can do all that you can but you will NEVER TOP THAT.)

LYRICS

So you’re sick of coming in last place
And you just want to fuckin’ dominate

Find a wig and put it on your balding head
Change your name because the ‘old you’ is dead

Wear a dress! Get rid of all your fuckin’ pants
(Transition to win! Transition to win!)
All those ‘front holes’ will never stand a chance
(Transition to win! Transition to win!)

You want your name in the history books
(Transition to win! Transition to win!)
You’re now a woman in your mind and your looks
(Transition to win! Transition to win!)

Become a girl, there’s no one that you cannot beat
(Transition to win! Transition to win!)
This is normal now, so you don’t have to cheat
(Transition to win! Transition to win!)

As a man, you were never gonna win the gold
(Transition to win! Transition to win!)
But as a woman, you’re stunning, brave and bold
(Transition to win! Transition to win!)

They know you’re a man, but they can’t say shit
(Transition to win! Transition to win!)
Cuz it would be a hate crime that they would commit
(Transition to win! Transition to win!)

To be the champ, here is one weird trick
(Transition to win! Transition to win!)
Go for the gold and cut off your dick
(Transition to win! Transition to win!)