Halloween Party
BADITUDE’s Chip Dunkirk, along with Troy Bennett of BADITUDE, have a SPOOKY CELEBRATION in store 4 U.
Get this… we’re gonna throw a PARTY on October 31! And we’re gonna invite a bunch of monsters! No, we’re not talking about history’s worst monsters like Adolf Hitler – we talkin’ scary monsters like Count Vampire and The Werewolfman!
And we’re gonna play our own HALLOWEEN PARTY song at the Halloween Party, while the Halloween Party is happening!
Unfortunately, you are not invited. TOP THAT!
LYRICS
Evil machinations
A terrifying plan
A night they’ll all remember
It’ll be so grand
We’ll have “bobbing for apples”
A giant corn maze
Human sacrifices
And other fun games!
There’ll be spooks and spectres
and ghosts galore
Frankenstein’s Bride
dressed up like a whore
There’s gonna be a dance contest
The moves will be so scary!
Goblins getting down
Just like my girl Jan Terri
It’s a Halloween party!
Everybody is excited
It’s gonna be so scary
Cuz every monster is invited
It’s a Halloween party!
And it’s quite the fuckin’ sight
You’d better slam a couple Bangs
Cause it goes all fuckin’ night
It’s a Halloween party!
It’ll be so fuckin’ sweet
All your favorite monsters
Dancing to the beat
It’s a Halloween party!
And it’s coming up fast
So get a fuckin’ costume
Or it’s gonna be your last
Wampyrs in their coffins
Hiding from the sun
When the darkness falls
They’re ready for some fun
Werewolf transformation
Howling at the moon
He’s just getting ready
Party time is coming soon
The cemetery’s empty
The ghouls are out to play
The living dead want lots of treats
Regardless of their tooth decay
You know that Jason’s got the power
But Freddy gets inside yo head
This party’s not a fucking dream
So get yo ass out of your bed!
It’s a Halloween party!
Everybody is excited
It’s gonna be so scary
Cuz every monster is invited
It’s a Halloween party!
It’ll be so fuckin’ cool
The Creature from the Black Lagoon
Eating Twinkies in the swimming pool
It’s a Halloween party!
It won’t be a fuckin’ dud
Your costume will look better
When it’s covered in your blood
It’s a Halloween party!
Nerds are not invited
So get the fuck out of my face
Or I swear to God I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU!
