Operation: Wife-Beater

I don’t give a damn if it’s for ONE MINUTE. I come first. When I come home, I expect dinner to be on the table, do you understand?

The difference is you cooked it at 6 o’clock, it’s garbage now. I don’t want it. Do you want to see how much I want it? Here’s how much I want it. Do you want to see some more? DO YOU WANT TO SEE SOME MORE?

I don’t want anything else. Now you get down there and clean that up, and when you’re finished there’s only one person around here who’s going to eat that slop and that’s YOU, Mavis. Do you hear me? Do you?! DO YOU?!

LYRICS

So your wife’s a fucking whore
She doesn’t respect you anymore
You bust your back at work all day
Meanwhile, that whore’s at play

You’re getting thinner and thinner
Because that bitch never cooks your dinner
You gotta know just how to treat her
Operation: Wife-Beater

When you come home at night
She busts your balls and that’s not right
So crack that cunt right in the face
You put that whore in her place

She spent the night down at the shelter
It’s her own fault that you had to belt her
You gotta know just how to treat her
Singin’ “Operation: Wife-Beater”

(domestic violence interlude)

You’ve got your sights set on the goal
Soon that bitch is gonna know her role
Cuz now you know just how to treat her
Screaming “Operation: Wife-Beater”