2012x Better
The Earth’s poles shifted in 2012, as predicted, and ever since then our society has been circling the drain. Remember this as increasingly stupid things continue to happen all around you.
BADITUDE released this song in Dec. 2012 to commemorate the beginning of the end.
LYRICS
I was dreaming when I wrote this tune
A little song about impending doom
Go fuck yourself if I go too fast
Or I’ll put your ass in a fucking cast
The sky was purple; the mountains cracked
The planet got kicked in the sack
You might not put stake in dreams
But this one is more than it seems
Cuz it’s 2012 and you’re out of luck
We’re all gonna die and it didn’t mean fuck
Smash a fucking window, commit a fucking crime
You know it’s time to party like it’s 1999
Yeah it’s 2012 and the world is done
Quit your fuckin’ bitchin’ and have some fun
BADITUDE will beat the rest
Cuz we’re 2012x better than the fuckin’ best
You played the game and you stood in line
And all along you were feeling fine
But the joke’s on you cuz the end is here
Though you don’t have to cry like a little queer
Now the city streets are riddled with crime
While hippies on Wall Street are wasting their time
This country blows, and the world is a mess
And I must confess that I couldn’t care less
Cuz it’s 2012 and you’re out of luck
We’re all gonna die and I don’t give a fuck
Smoke a fucking rock and snort yourself a line
The time has come to party like it’s 1999
Yeah it’s 2012 and your life is done
Quit your fuckin’ bitchin’ and have some fun
BADITUDE will beat the rest
Cuz we’re 2012x better than the fuckin’ best
Those greedy fagz stole all your shit
So kill your boss, cuz it’s time to quit
Check it out, dude – here’s the deal
It’s 2012 and shit just got REAL
Listen up, you’ve got nothing to lose
It’s time to lace up your dancin’ shoes
The Mayans ain’t lyin’ and the end is nigh
Before you know it…we’re all gonna die!
Cuz it’s 2012 and you’re out of luck
The world’s gonna end and we don’t give a fuck
Smoke some fuckin’ meth and snort a fat line
Cuz you know we gotta party like it’s 1999
Yeah it’s 2012 and your life is done
Quit your fuckin’ bitchin’ and have a little fun
BADITUDE will beat the rest
We’re 2012x better than the fuckin’ best
It’s 2012 – bitch, you’re out of luck
We’re all gonna die so we might as well fuck
Suck my fucking balls while I snort a fucking line
Cuz tonight we’re gonna party like it’s 1999
Yeah it’s 2012 and your life is done
Quit your fuckin’ bitchin’ and have a little fun
BADITUDE will beat the rest
We’re 2012x better than the motherfuckin’ best!